so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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