That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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