I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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