I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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