he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Enjoy the penises
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
