he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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