sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
ok first of all what the fuck
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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