don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
My breasts were aching with rage.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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