and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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