It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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