I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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