Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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