doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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