what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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