she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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