Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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