This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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