I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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