I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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