on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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