Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
