i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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