Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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