if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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