Your face is a jimmy john
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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