You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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