I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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