Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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