It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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