sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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