There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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