Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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