I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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