so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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