Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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