Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
