She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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