Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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