hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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