the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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