Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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