i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
