one two three fourrrrnication!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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