Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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