I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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