dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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