I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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