guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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