How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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