The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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