That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
