He is an equal opportunity slut.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It's blow job season.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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