actually, I'm a sock model
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just cut my nipple shaving
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he puts the penis in happiness.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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