i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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